The reasons why these are My Worst Ranked Squidoo Lenses Ever
There could be a number of reasons why these lenses listed here aren't doing so well. The most commonest reason is that they are not yet indexed by Google. Let's see if I can change that :)
Contents
- About these Squidoo Lenses
- The Squidoo Lens at the very bottom...
- The Squidoo Lens Second from bottom
- Giving Squids a Helping Hand
- The Squidoo Lens Third from Bottom
- Buy things about the Worst things ever!
- Ways to prevent your Squidoo Lenses from becoming The Worst Ever!
- The Squidoo Lens Fourth from Bottom
- The Worst Things
- The Squidoo Lens Fifth from the bottom
- What could I do to improve these lenses?
- Bookmark This Lens
About these Squidoo Lenses
This lens will list my worst 5 Squidoo Lenses of all time. Every now and again this list will change as I work (hard!) to increase the traffic and ranking by promotion, Google indexing, comments, ratings and feedback.
See how many times I can change this lens and the lenses listed here!
The Squidoo Lens at the very bottom...
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Promotional Resources for your Squidoo Lens
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I don't tend to follow the usual, conventional methods of marketing and promotion simply because many of them don't suit me as a person(ality) and I struggle to make them work for me. So, I'm always on the look out for different ways to get the word...

The Squidoo Lens Second from bottom
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Collections of Modern and Classic Horror
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Horror is an extensive genre with many different sub-genres: psychological, dark and speculative to name just a few. With this in mind, I wanted to feature some of the best and most frightening of horror anthologies some of which are in my own perso...
Giving Squids a Helping Hand
A blog designed to help promote all those poorly ranked lenses in the Squidosphere that do not deserve to be ranked at the bottom.
Fetching RSS feed... please stand byThe Squidoo Lens Third from Bottom
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Promote your Squidoo Lens by entering a Contest!
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This Lens features all the Squidoo Lens' Contests that are available at Squidoo. Only Squidoo Contests are featured here i.e. those that help promote your Lenses and/or your Lensmaster Profile.
Buy things about the Worst things ever!
Vote for your favorite. Or, add what's missing!
The 7 Worst Things Parents Do by John C. Friel Ph.D., Linda D. Friel M.A.
Psychologists John and Linda Friel have written an more...0 points
Worst Case Scenario Survival H - Golf Books
By JOSHUA PIVEN, DAVID BORGENICHT, JAMES GRACE. Wi more...0 points
The Worst Thing I've Done: A Novel by Ursula Hegi
Friends since earliest childhood, Annie, Jake, and more...0 points
Ways to prevent your Squidoo Lenses from becoming The Worst Ever!
1. Submit them to niche or General web directories.
2. Submit them to Squidoo directories.
3. Change ALL default module titles.
4. Rewrite everything in your own words.
5. Personalise the lens.
6. Inject passion into the lens subject/topic.
7. Blog about your lenses.
8. Comment on other lenses/blogs.
9. Add your URL in your email signature.
10. Add your URL to your forum signatures.
11. Utilise services like Twitter.
12. Join social networks geared to your lens subject.
13. Submit to search engines if lens is not indexed by Google after say a fortnight or less.
14. Beautify your lenses by using graphics, colours etc.
15. Lensroll them to similar lenses.
16. Add your URL's to Link plexos.
17. Add your feed to FeedCat.net.
18. Join MyBlogLog.
19. Submit them to Giving Squids a Helping Hand.
20. Twitter them on What is your Lowest Ranking Lens?
21. Write articles about your lens' subject or topic.
22. Enter a Squidoo Contest.
23. Submit your lens' feed to Feed Directories.
24. Join and Submit your lenses to Squidoo Encyclopedia.
25. Submit your Squidoo Lens for review.
26. Add your Lens to The Top 100 Squidoo Resource Topsite
27. Subscribe to Squidalogue Promotion.
28. Update your lens regularly.
29. Publish a lens about them.
30. Join Diigo.
31. Join Facebook.
32. Join Twine.
33. Join Myspace.com
34. Publish a lens on a Hot Trend Topic.
35. Submit your lens to Deep Link Directories for free.
36. Read Promote your Lens - Promotional Resources
The Squidoo Lens Fourth from Bottom
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My Worst Ranked Squidoo Lenses Ever
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There could be a number of reasons why these lenses listed here aren't doing so well. The most commonest reason is that they are not yet indexed by Google. Let's see if I can change that :)
The Worst Things
The Squidoo Lens Fifth from the bottom
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Jack the Ripper Trail
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Jack the Ripper is well known as the serial killer of London 1888, who terrorised the Whitechapel area, mutilating and murdering prostitutes. He has never been caught and his identity also remains a mystery though vast amounts of books have been writ...
What could I do to improve these lenses?
Why are they the worst ever ranked lenses?
What can I do to get them off the worst ranked squidoo lenses ever lens?
Are these Squidoo Lenses really that bad?
Fetching blurbs now... please stand byOh definitely! and there's good reasons why they are!
WindyWinters says:
Pst *Try a test & change the titles
*Try changing then all to Top....something
*Then reword the titles a bit if necessary
*Then promote them by lensrolling to other lensmasters "related lens".
Hope that helps! Cheers!
Posted January 19, 2009
blumoondew says:
you got good ideas and I love to visit your lenses... this one proves it, but since you're asking - it's probably not a good idea ever to optimize them to have them ranked for keywords in Google :)
Posted November 26, 2008
They are but they shouldn't be! Here let me help you...
JaguarJulie says:
Carrie, those sound like reasonable topics that SHOULD get traffic and better ratings. You know, I really think it is because there are now a gazillion lenses competing for a limited number of highly visible spots. If we had more visibility for more lenses within the different categories, it might help to get yours seen.
Posted May 20, 2009
OhMe says:
I can't imagine why you aren't getting the traffic to these two lenses. I enjoyed the read and sure thought you did an excellent job with them.
Posted January 01, 2009
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mulberry wrote...
I have a couple that are low ranking for good reason (they stink) and I have one or two that SHOULD rank well and don't...MAKES ME MAD! Guess they aren't optimized well, but darn it, when they're on a topic I care about and I have a story to tell, I'm going to tell it my way, not the way a search engine wants to see it. Good luck with yours!
JaguarJulie wrote...
Hmmm, improving this lens -- check our title -- title case and no hyphens. Personally, I might have JUST stuck with the topic of your lens and put the high ranking on another lens to discuss your best ranked lenses.
kiwisoutback wrote...
This lens fits in perfectly with my Lenses that Never Made It lens. Great work, keep at it!
OhMe wrote...
Great idea of a lens. I sure get concerned about my bottom ones. Most of mine are seasonal and there is not much I can do about that.
aj2008 wrote...
Thank you for trying to help my lens "Squid Etiquette". It's getting lots of traffic but stays at the bottom of the pile because clickouts are not appropriate for this lens :(
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